Trampoline

A couple weeks ago we got a trampoline. Awesome right! WRONG..
WE had to spend two days assembling it. Us. Timmy and I.

Let's just say that Timmy is not a sane person when a spring goes flying off the trampoline into a soda can he was drinking and then the soda explodes into his face. Ouch xD

But it was pretty fun anyway afterwards :P Since they had some ridiculous rules for trampoline (that we didn't follow) I'd like to post some ridiculous laws (that you have to follow or you can be arrested :P)

1.In New York City, slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 am.
2.In Massachusetts, snoring in prohibited unless all doors and windows are securely locked.
3.In Philadelphia, dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

I'll add more later, post some dumb or funny U.S. laws in a comment.

Thanks, bye!
-Mark