I cannot speak.

Yup. For the time being, I am almost completely mute. I can only speak in very soft whispers filled with nasal cracks and incoherent splutters.

Example:

Me without my sickness:

"Oh, hi. How are you holding up? 'Cause I'm a potato."

"Ouh, hie. Hoiw aire yeou houldein uhp? Us emma poutato."

Not to mention I can't even swallow my own spit without hurting myself xD

In case you've been wondering about my ice cream I made 2 weeks ago, it turned out pretty good :D It was very hard to scoop, but it was better than stale, store-brand Nilla wafers with peanut butter :) And about the recipe book; I wrote it, but I can't find a place that lets you make and sell books online. So, maybe I'll just post recipes in my posts, which would let you get the recipes for free :D

Anyway, enough updates. I have to go eat some soup.

-Mark