Why I can't be seen in public anymore

I was minding my own business when an ice cream truck drove up to me and took my wallet! I ran after it and threw my shoe at the ice cream guy, when I realized my mom was really confused today and took my wallet! If he didn't have my wallet, what did he have? I followed the truck carefully and made sure not to be seen. I snuck in the trunk with my baseball bat close at hand, peering in to see what he stole from me. I looked in, and he wasn't a he, it was a high school girl with my mom's makeup bag! She was smearing red lipstick all over her face, then she threw the bag out. She saw me! She took her pink lipstick, smeared it all over my lips, took a picture with her phone and posted it it on twitter, for all to see! Then, she dropped me off at the nearest Walmart and left me in the makeup aisle. Everyone saw me! If you haven't already seen the picture, it looks like this:


-Timmy