Braaaains!

LOL! My cousin visited for like, 30 minutes and we played a stupid game he made called "Zombies". He lies on the floor, acting like he's dead, then gets up and runs around with his eyes closed until he finds someone trying to run away from. He acidentally ran into the kitchen, and Timmy, who was really scared, held a bowl of Jell-O in front of his face. My cousin started eating it, and yelled out "BRAAINZZZZ". LOL! Can't wait to go to the picnic! I also am making my own ice cream today! Yippee!

Eat some ice cream!
-Mark

Sweet, Sweet Irony

I love irony. It happens at the best times :)

Here are some funny pictures that will make you laugh:

Next, he's gonna throw lighning bolts in this shape: XD

With my magically fixed phone? Sure, I'll call.

So true.

The unsinkable Titanic.

So fate has it.

Smokers: "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

Wait, isn't that supposed to SOLVE this problem?

If you have any more irony to share with us, post us a comment. (just don't call us with your broken phone)

Happy Irony!

-Timmy

My Bop It High Score

Yeah, I got Bop It for christmas. It's so addicting, and annoying at the same time! So far, my high score is 57. My mom and dad are going crazy, so its a win-win! Lucky for me, it has 3 noise settings: Quiet, Blasting, and Loud! So every time I wanna annoying my parents, all I have to do is set it to blasting and instant effect:

BOP IT!

TWIST IT!

PULL IT!

MARK TURN THAT DOWN!

Later,
-Mark

Why I can't be seen in public anymore

I was minding my own business when an ice cream truck drove up to me and took my wallet! I ran after it and threw my shoe at the ice cream guy, when I realized my mom was really confused today and took my wallet! If he didn't have my wallet, what did he have? I followed the truck carefully and made sure not to be seen. I snuck in the trunk with my baseball bat close at hand, peering in to see what he stole from me. I looked in, and he wasn't a he, it was a high school girl with my mom's makeup bag! She was smearing red lipstick all over her face, then she threw the bag out. She saw me! She took her pink lipstick, smeared it all over my lips, took a picture with her phone and posted it it on twitter, for all to see! Then, she dropped me off at the nearest Walmart and left me in the makeup aisle. Everyone saw me! If you haven't already seen the picture, it looks like this:


-Timmy

Atomic Wedgie Criminal FOUND!

Remember a couple of hours ago Mark was talking about that crazy giraffe was on the loose? I guess they found him, because outside my window there was the wedgie giraffe, tied up and in a steel box pointed at my window. The police said that the box was too heavy to carry to the prison, so they are waiting for a truck to come. The nearest truck tall enough to carry a giraffe is on the other side of the country, so until they get the truck I'm stuck with this outside my window:

-Timmy

Don't wear undies!

Sup Homies!

I was watching "So You Think You Can Sing?" on the Rox channel when my mom turned off the TV and asked me if I was wearing undies. Of course I said yes! Then she gasped. What the heck? Apparently, there was a crazy giraffe giving atomic wedgies to everyone in the neighborhood! She was worried that he would find me if I was wearing underpants and take me away. If you see him, he looks like this:



Later!
-Mark