Scary Stories.

I've been reading a lot of scary stories lately. I love them, but I hate them for scaring me to the point where I always look twice before I open the refrigerator. Some not so scary, some kinda scary but I've heard before, and some that were just plain scary. My mom told me a part from this one book she read by Steven King.

They all float down here... Dx Stupid balloons and clowns >:P

Our neighbors are terrifying. It seems like they all like to scream, cry, and yell at their dogs to be quiet from their porch. All I can think of is the worst case scenario:

I hear about 2 screams coming from the house down the street.

I look outside, nothing there.

I hear more screams coming from the place 5 houses down from ours.

This goes on until the house next to ours.

I hear some guy shouting, then silence. Then I die.

By the way, this has happened to me before (aside from the death at the end) Not to mention I hear the house crackle every few minutes and then our bird try to get out of the cage. Not a fun time xD

Thank you, authors on the internet who I shall not name, for emotionally scarring me for probably a week.

-Mark